I have a confession to make.

I remove wallpaper like I mow my lawn.

We have an awesomely big, zero-turn radius riding mower. It literally cut our mowing time in half when we bought it however many years ago. It’s wide, so it cuts a lot of grass at a time, and it’s fast, so you, well, you get to go fast! My personality is that I don’t do things slow, I go fast.

I’d rather barrel race than pleasure ride.  

I’d rather wakeboard than kayak.

I’d rather snorkel than sunbathe. 

I’d rather TobyMac than Hillsong.

The fast isn’t the issue, the issue is the wide. With a wide mower is it’s hard to take care of the tight spots or get close to the edges. For example, it doesn’t fit between the tree and the fence on both sides of our yard. And, it doesn’t do well around the frame that holds up our bench swing. So, I just do the middle and leave the edging to the Mister.


I found myself doing the same thing with the wallpaper removal. I was fine taking down the big middle parts, but those tight spaces between the window trim and the ceiling? Forget it. And don’t even talk to me about the space between the security system and the door frame. No way. I haven’t broken the news to the Mister yet. But I’m sure in, his heart of hearts, he already knows he’ll have to do the wallpaper edges for me. I’m thankful he’s a patient man. Bless his heart.

Now it’s your turn, which would you rather?

Coming soon: Tips for wallpaper removal.

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